When David (he preferred it to Davy) Crockett lost his reelection bid in 1835, he said to the voters of his district:
"I would rather be beaten, and be a man, than to be elected and be a little puppy dog...Since you have chosen to elect a man with a timber toe to succeed me, you may all go to hell and I will go to Texas."
In honor of a man who spoke his mind and kept his word, we present the David Crockett Coffee Flagon.
A big fifteen ounce ceramic vessel to hold your stimulating brew. Don't drink coffee? No problem. It's rated for the strongest beverages, both brewed and distilled.
Dishwasher and microwave safe (do we still have to say this?)